Hollywood joke: The producer of a low budget film is wooing a hot young director by touting the big names they've landed for the project.
|Little Mickey Gubitosi|
Another fit of coughing. Then, "She said he was an obnoxious little prick. Drove everybody nuts. Houston almost smacked him a couple of times. Only reason he held off is because Bogie got some real Mexican kids who used to hang out at the set to kick his ass."
To demonstrate, he tapped the place where the breast pocket would be. "Right here, you know? And son of a gun, every day I see him he's still got that jacket on, with the yellow egg yolk sticking to it.
And he announces - 'Boys, I've got that old Son Of A Bitch feeling comin' on.'"
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Venice Boardwalk Circa 1969